Why don't men talk about their feelings?Are men lonelier than we think?Most importantly, why are men always touching their man parts?Finally, someone wrote it. The definitive guide to men.

A comprehensive list of the faults, shortcomings, and seemingly inexplicable odors with which men walk the earth. "What To Expect When Adopting a Guy" also, however, presents for the reader's consideration evidence that most of the qualities men possess may actually have logical and often scientific explanations behind them.

"Probably sexist, and 100% accurate. ""Bravo! Has to be one of the funniest and most realistic books about men ever written.

""A hilarious and on-point description of what makes men tick. "Are you hoping to get to know a new guy as quickly as possible? Or have you been married for 50 years and can't figure out why he's still a big oaf? Maybe you're trying to explain to your wife or girlfriend why you do what you do.

This book is for you. It offers bluntly honest historical, social, and biological explanations of who men are and how they ended up this way.

Just like your high school sex education classes, you'll be entertained, educated, and a little horrified, often all at the same time. .