Book III is every bit as delightful as Books I and II - page after page of smiles, laughs, and sometimes outright guffaws. All three books are the perfect companions when you need a pick-me-up or just have a few minutes and want something light.

And they never get old! Open to any page and see for yourself. Guaranteed to please!Samples:My friend David lost his ID.

Now we just call him 'Dav. 'My girlfriend told me that obesity is in her genes.

I told her that that can't be true because she looks fat in her skirt also. A priest was checking into a hotel.

He asked the clerk: *I presume that the pornography channel is disabled?" "No," replied the clerk, "it's just regular, you pervert!"The problem with doing nothing is that vou don't know when you've finished. l asked myself if I was crazy and we all said "No.

"Life's a soup. .

. and I'm a fork.

Askhole: A person who constantly asks for vour advice, yet always does the opposite of what you tell them. I encouraged my wife to embrace her mistakes.

She gave me a big hug. Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely.

My kids say they want a cat for Christmas. Normally I serve turkey.

but, hey. .

. if it will make them happy.

. .