The author leaves his office on Baker Street at 5pm each week day and can be followed heading south towards Piccadily. He takes his dinner in the Burger King at Leicester Square, four week days out of five, from 5.40pm to 6pm. The crowded nature of the restaurant allows for easy following, and even some frottage.The author then takes the Victoria Underground line to Victoria Station, and can be followed as he slunks across the concourse in a morose fashion before taking the train to Rochester on Platform 3 at 6.25pm.Those following the author onto the train itself are advised to maintain a distance in the carriage to evade detection, especially if this is going to become a nightly habit.Upon disembarking the train at Rochester at 7:05pm, the author can be followed as he heads up Star Hill, to his apartment.On Saturdays, the author usually emerges from his apartment at around 2pm, and can be followed as he walks aimlessly up and down the high street before heading into a pub to watch the evening football.Avid followers may wish to position themselves in a tree on the green opposite Star Hill on Sundays, since the author’s movements can be followed through his apartment window, as he completes such household chores such as dishwashing and ironing, in preparation for the week ahead. Read more about this authorRead less about this author