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The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor

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Language
English
Publishers
Xlibris US (2 Jan. 2024)
Weight
0.37 KG
Publication Date
02/01/2024
Pages
248 pages
ISBN-13
9798369411056
Dimensions
15.24 x 1.57 x 22.86 cm
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9798369411056
Author Name
Larry A. Glanz (Author)
Hi Everybody. My name is Larry Glanz and I’ve been a natural products rep//broker for the last 40+ years selling to such retailers as Whole Foods Market and independent health and natural food stores. I’m a huge fan of the Philadelphia 76ers, NBA, Boxing, MMA, Shark Tank, all things paranormal, the beach, reading, writing, and most important my wife, grandkids and our families. My first book was “How to Start a Romantic Encounter” 1994 by Avery Publishing. That book, now out of print, earned me an appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show which was a personal highlight. It was especially rewarding as I’d never ever written before and didn’t particularly care for English in school. It was inspired by my uncanny ability to meet and rapidly connect with the opposite sex in a myriad of ways. My feeling was that if the techniques worked for me, then I could most likely help others as well. That intrigued Oprah and she came calling. The 2nd book on relationships was “Guy Gets Girl, Girl Gets Guy” 2004 by Square One Publishers. It was sort of a spin-off of the first book with the addition of the more up-to-date ways of meeting and connecting at the time, including the early internet matchmaking services like Match.com, speed dating, etc. This book is still in print. Both of these books were published by traditional publishers.The 3rd book, “The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor” I originally self-published in 1999. I was extremely unhappy with the books end result and did no marketing or promotion other than to regretfully give them out to friends, family and customers. My thought was that perhaps one day when I had time, I would do a rewrite and make it awesome. Well I recently semi-retired and decided I wanted to reimagine and rewrite this book. My book was inspired by my drinking tons of water and coffee during my first 18 years of traveling to health food stores and using their restrooms. Signs were posted by those responsible for the cleanliness of the restrooms. And one sign would set off the chain of events that would culminate in the evolution of this book. If you use a bathroom and have a sense of humor about this universal issue, I no doubt believe this will become one of your top ten favorite books ever. Be sure to pick up a copy of “The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor” in the new turquoise and yellow cover showing REVISED 2023 EDITION. Don’t forget to take the Plop Quiz at the end of the book to see what you’ve learned. Be healthy and safe.Peace and Love, Larry . Read more about this authorRead less about this author
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THE ULTIMATE BOOK OF BATHROOM ETIQUETTE AND HUMOR (REVISED 2023 EDITION)Stories, Quotes, Rules, Songs, Musings, and More to Educate, Entertain & Inspire. www.

UltimateBathroomBook. com There are other books on the market designed to give bathroom users a few laughs, or a lot of arcane facts, while they are passing their time…and gas.

But there are very few if any other books that are about all aspects of the bathroom itself. The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor will uniquely give you the expertise you need to make you a more considerate bathroom user, and have you laughing your butt off in the process.

Bathroom etiquette expert and author Larry Glanz, a longtime traveling salesman in the nutritional products industry, has experienced more than his share of bathroom follies, committed by both hosts and guests alike. And indeed, as he hilariously shares in the Introduction of this book, he has also committed his own embarrassing acts, which he describes as some “real doozies”.

Having seen the best and the worst of countless bathrooms over his many years on the road, he is determined to make better hosts and guests of us all. Glanz dispenses advice on everything from flushing to spraying the air to taking proper care of pets (or Pet-iquette) through clever and catchy rhymes and parodies.

The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor features: • Hundreds of tidbits of advice conveyed in catchy, rhyming form • 60-plus full song parodies • Dozens of Commandments of Bathroom Etiquette •Oodles of Fartlett’s Unfamiliar Quotations • The exclusive, hilarious advice of the ancient bathroom philosopher Confuse-us …and so much more to learn about, laugh at and sing to!!! Author Larry Glanz, who had previously earned a guest appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show to highlight his first book, “How to Start a Romantic Encounter”, believes that the timing is right for this book, as we can all use the laughs…not to mention clean, fragrant bathrooms. So pick up a copy for yourself, for family and friends, or for anyone who is liable to be a guest in your bathroom! You’ll thank us later.

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