The Bible: Like, OMG Edition - Old TestamentEver tried to navigate the Old Testament and felt like you wandered into a 4000-year-old conversation without a translator? Say "Hallelujah!" because the "Like, OMG Edition" is your divine intervention! This not-so-standard version offers up the juiciest stories and summaries of every book from Genesis to Malachi, all in totally rad Valley Girl speak. 🌟 Highlights Include:- Lit Summaries: Get the 411 on each Old Testament book without snoozefest vibes.

- Key Chapters, Translated: Experience iconic moments with a fresh voice that's like, so now. - Selective Sass: We’ve handpicked the tales that totally pop, with commentary that slays.

- Learning & LOLs: It's not just about giggles—this retelling might just be your spiritual study buddy in disguise. Whether you're here for the novelty or seeking a new perspective, this book is a totally righteous ride through ancient scripture.

And here's the kicker: It's not just a blasé recap. We dive into the deep end with translated chapters from selected books for a full-on immersion in the drama, prophecy, and wisdom that's stood the test of time—only with more "likes" and "totallys.

"This Edition is Perf for You If:- The King James Version gives you a serious case of TL;DR. - You want to understand the OG Testament without needing a theology degree.

- You believe a spoonful of humor helps the wisdom go down. From the creator who's still learning the ropes (and loving it!):This is more than just a gimmick—it’s a new approach that’s as enlightening as it is entertaining.

Got feels about it? I'm all about that feedback life. Hit me up with what you think, and let’s make the next edition even more bodacious.

Grab your copy, and let's part the Red Sea of boring biblical reads together! And psst. .

. watch out for the New Testament edition coming soon to a bookshelf near you!.