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Tales from the Spreadeagle Ranch: All Too True Stories of Urban Degradation and Rural Riparian Redemption, Canine Companionship, Moral Rectitude, and More Degradation.

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English
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Independently published (13 Feb. 2024)
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0.14 KG
Publication Date
13/02/2024
Pages
90 pages
ISBN-13
9798879259070
Dimensions
15.24 x 0.53 x 22.86 cm
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9798879259070
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Frank Turrentine (Author)
Frank Turrentine was born in Dallas, Texas in September 1963. His friends often refer to him being the "baby on the grassy knoll". The truth is actually much more interesting, but he is not at liberty to discuss it. He is a son of Texas and of the south, but, like Sam Houston before him, a Unionist who sees the only legacy of the Confederacy to be that of treason, white supremacy founded on ignorance, and coming in second in a field of two. The author is or has been a crust punk, permaculturist, a cockfighter, lover of low-cost whiskey, a stoner, redneck, queer, gardener (that being the greatest subversive act of modern times), a reader, writer, lover, a convict, and a one-time aspiring Baptist preacher. He would have been a great preacher, but a lousy pastor. He now lives on the western slope in Colorado where the only thing that pulls out is a sofa. He is the current President of the He-Man Woman Haters Club in Olathe, Colorado, and he is a boon to his community and a friend to all.*pictured here at a Peruvian restaurant in Montreal where he, like various members of some of his favorite bands, is no longer legally allowed to visit.Read more about this authorRead less about this author
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Definitely not safe for work. A collection of stories and poems recounting drug-fueled sexual misadventures, half-remembered war stories from the streets of north Texas, the search for Grace through the purgative of hard work, and the dignity that rides along in the endless parade of human debris on the streets, which constitutes glimpses at a grim but cheerful memoir of a puer eternis, a prodigal son of Texas and the west sending maydays from his pig sty in a far off land called Periphery.

There may be no Grace, no redemption. There may be no need.

Our salvation is at hand. From Dr.

Popeye-X of The Toiletside Reader:Mugtoe is so Texas, but then he's like the Velvet Underground, or something. .

. you know, HARD CORE, but friendly.

Put a typewriter keyboard in front of him and he turns mean as a son-of-a bitch, like he's actually enjoying the fact that I know he's crossing the line. .

. and about 4 or 5 other lines most people don't even know are out there, he's crossing them, comin' back, and crossing them again! He's not heading into the fringe, he's FROM the fringe! He's already done s**t crazier than I'll ever even think of to not do.

I've known guys like him before, they LIVE IT! . .

. He reminds me of a Festus Lou Reed, or something.

Loyal as the day is long, but an ornery sum-bitch in a scrap. To me, Mugteaux is an old-time, yarn-spinnin' kinda guy, like Davy Crockett.

He talks funny, with a Dallas accent. He really does dress like Junior Samples in real life.

He's like the Gay Huck Finn, slowly transforming into The Glue-Huffing Wilford Brimley, all while trapped in the body of a perverted Will Rodgers on smack. The toxic waste mutation from a wicked Rod McKuen gene, run amok in a lab, currently at large.

. .

. MO: always: says the same excuse when busted: "but officer! It's just the merest samplin'! Also known to proclaim, "It's only for medicinal purposes!".

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