Guaranteed a supernaturally safe stay! (*Definitely no murders)A scandalous ex-porn-star demon, and a morally shady billionaire vampire walk into a bar . .

. But this is no joke.

It’s opening day at the SOS Hotel, and that lust demon? He’s my business partner. I know.

What was I thinking? The suave, billionaire vampire however? He’s something else . .

. Creating a sanctuary for the supernaturals left here when the tear in the veil sealed was always going to be difficult, but it’s all I have, and I’m going to make it work.

Despite the murders, the missing humans, and the psychotic real estate mogul who wants to bulldoze the hotel . .

. The SOS Hotel must thrive, whatever the cost.

Because if it fails, I’ll lose everything. Including my life.

My name is Adam. I’m just the boring human who works here, and I absolutely, definitely, do not have any secrets.

Welcome to the SOS Hotel. What can possibly go wrong?Warning, SOS Hotel is a wild ride with adult content, dry humor, gratuitous sex, drugs, alcohol, explicit scenes, multiple murders, way-too-much swearing, morally corrupt good guys, vicious bad guys, everyone is a sociopath, and holding it all together is one definitely-not-dangerous human.

Oh, and it’s MMM (eventually, once they figure that out). Have a great stay!.