From the critically-acclaimed authors of Back for Seconds: A Reverse Harem Feast and Regifted: Ganged by the Ghosts of Christmas comes a brand new reverse harem tale of holiday hedonism, and this time love (and lust) are on the line. They’re magical monster-hunting vampires living in a van, she’s a fed-up middle-aged divorcee attempting to geocache her Valentine’s Day into oblivion.

Perfect. Now the question is: can Quintain, Fletcher, and Marcus convince Ruby that the best way to resurrect her love life is with a few guys that are also back from the dead?Ruby and the V-Day Vanpires is a stimulating short story about the importance of cleaning up public parks, practicing safe archery, and that age—and getting absolutely RAILED in the back of a van by three bi vampires—is only a state of mind.

This tale is written for adults, and intended for 18+ audiences only. It involves explicit group activity, unprotected “interactions” with said undead suitors and their ahem nocturnal emissions, slight adult-napping, the ol’ fangy kiss to access liquid vampire chow, being impaled (the fun way, with 2 peens in 1 V), being impaled (the NOT fun way—like, with an arrow), sex pollen/poison (aka have to the deed to survive), as well as brief mentions of Homeowners' Associations (HOAs), and geocaching.

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