★★★ This little book is a great gag gift for your co-workers, office pals and frenemies! ★★★Need a mental health day? Week? Year?Losing your marbles one zoom meeting at a time?Co-workers plotting a coup?Professor Wisenheimer’s Guide to Modern Business can help you survive the nine-to-five!The Professor has studied the modern business world extensively. Data.

Surveys. Field experiments.

By deconstructing the nonsense and focusing his brain cell on the subject, he’s come up with a bunch of definitions to help you navigate the chaos. The Prof has a keen eye for the obvious, a low tolerance for the absurd, and an endless love for pointing out the ridiculous.

He was a punk rock kid who earned a PhD. at B*S* University.

Part intellectual, part clueless doof, the Professor's unconventional and irreverent approach will have you laughing your sass off as you learn the secrets to corporate success. This super funny, irreverent dictionary is a great gift for co-workers, your favorite workplace nemesis, people on your birthday list, randoms on the street and anybody else you can think of.

This is the perfect resource for the recently hired, promoted or soon-be-gone employee. PS.

Check out the Prof’s other books on various subjects. PPS.

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