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PICKLED MAGIC: WIZARDS and DRAGONS: 1

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English
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9783077732340; Book 1 Wizards and Dragons ed. edition (16 May 2024)
Weight
0.29 KG
Publication Date
16/05/2024
ISBN-10
3077732343
Pages
294 pages
ISBN-13
9783077732340
Dimensions
12.7 x 1.7 x 20.32 cm
SKU
9783077732340
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RICHARD J. WATTS (Author)
Richard J. Watts is a happily married father of three, who has lived in the north of England for aeons, but still regrets that he wasn’t actually born in God’s Own County.He did have a very rewarding job once, entertaining other people's children as a teacher of Science, but prefers to be called a Biologist – because of all the three sciences, he feels biologists are quite possibly the rudest, and they most definitely have the most fun. Which also goes a significant way to explain much of the writing, analogies and words used in Pickled Magic.He likes a good red wine, but is more than happy with the cheap (glugging) stuff at a pinch – or a beer or three if he’s run out of strangled grape juice.For fun and as a hobby, he once wrote for a music magazine, reviewing new rock, metal and blues albums and – far better, he firmly believes – live rock gigs, but thought it was probably time to retire from doing all of this when the best thing he could find to say about a new release was that it came through the post in a very nice envelope . . .Currently, he prefers to spend time with his family, or perhaps doing DIY for his family. He once enquired why one of his children in particular consistently refused to buy any tools with which to do their own DIY, the explanation he received was: “Why should I buy that? I not only know someone who already owns one of those, but this person also knows how to use it without losing too many fingers!” Does this go some way to explain why he has such a dark and warped sense of humour? He’s convinced it does.That and the fact that humour sadly became an essential protective shield – or was it an edged weapon? – beneath, or behind which he was forced to take refuge for many, many difficult years of his younger life.He understands that it’s a well-used, possibly frayed expression that everyone has a book inside them, but he also believes that there’s at least another book inside a movie of a book too; which may explain why the telly’s always on?Having said all of this, he does insist he’s most definitely normal, whatever that is, and does not – will not – ever again conform to what others want him to be – whatever the typecast is supposed to be for an author (first time, long time, successful or breadline) a father, male, or a husband; although the latter is still up for debate . . . apparently.He vehemently believes in protecting the sanctity of one’s privacy; which includes his own current, fragile anonymity.But will he write more books, or even follow Pickled Magic up with the sequels he’s been considering? He truly has no idea. He sincerely hopes so, but in reality he doesn’t find writing particularly easy, due in part to him being shocked to discover that it requires him having to think, but also because he is seriously namelexic, which makes remembering absolutely anyone’s name – even those of the characters he’s invented – incredibly problematic. He’s constantly having to work out the name of the person he’s currently talking to, or even those he’s reading or writing about. Parent's evenings were interesting excursions into the unknown, to say the least.Generally, he finds writing difficult, not only because he’s never had any formal training in the gentle art of viciously stabbing a piece of lined paper with a fountain pen, but also because he has a scientist’s inbred attention to detail and facts; which has him constantly re-visiting and re-checking that everything he’s written is empirically correct. This also results in the feeling that what he’s done may not be the best that can be done, and so it’s back to re-checking, re-writing and re-vising; and then finally asking the question: “What year is this?”So keep your electronic reading devices internet-connected, since there will undoubtedly be updates . . .Read more about this authorRead less about this author
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Apprentice wizard, Walter Farmfound, was born with the rare and precious gift of the ferocious Wild Magic which, he’s recently discovered, is completely impossible to control; at least not without terraforming everything within a half mile radius, since it’s an unstoppable force of nature, completely unhinged and with a life and an agenda all of its own. The only time Walter is truly able to call upon his all-powerful and untameable magic is when he’s completely sozzled, or at least partying hard with the faeyries.

Although once he is pickled the apprentice is no longer beset by any of those pesky, restraining inhibitions or, conceivably, a single functioning brain cell. So what could possibly go wrong?Regrettably, Walter’s terrible step-father has unknowingly caused the apprentice to avoid anything alcoholic, which proves to be a more serious problem than at first glance, since the singular potion that could potentially release Walter’s magic, and his dreams, is over ninety-eight percent proof.

Walter firmly believes that when his magic is unleashed and finally under his control, he will at last be able to make his former tormentors back home pay for all their years of unsought-for . .

. attentions; since who in their right mind messes with a proper wizard?After several disastrous, hysterical magical incidents on his farm and in his local town, including one unforgettable afternoon with a very hungry and sentient compost heap, Walter is discovered by Mufti, a wizard Seeker and is brought to the Wizards Keep in the Capital city of Vikksaporubb to be indentured to the extravagant Senior Wizard, Marlyn.

Although, when Walter says, 'proper wizard,' what he actually means is that he hopes he eventually will be one after his apprenticeship is successfully completed; if he ever manages to survive his Master's relentless tests and his unforgiving alcohol-fuelled . .

. potions.

Wizards and Dragons begins at a gentle pace but quickly develops into a hilarious, Pratchett-esque journey of unruly discovery, naughtiness, witticisms, puns and ever more wild and eccentric characters. The laughter and surprises as Walter’s story unfolds will envelope the reader in an ever-increasing torrent of riotous and unexpected twists and turns of wild, Wild Magic and even wilder and ever more eccentric characters whom the wizard’s apprentice encounters on his quest to free his irrepressible magic and at last right the wrongs of his past.

At first glance it may appear these books are simply about unlocking, and then utilising, magic to take revenge; but they are concerned with so, so much more than something as mundane as payback. They are written for the bullied in our world, but are also about the healing power of laughter, hope, love & surprising friendships.

What people have said about the Pickled Magic Trilogy:“Delightful: I loved this book. Hopefully there will be more.

You have achieved the creation of a world that I didn't want to leave. ” 5 *****“Funny and captivating read: Very witty, funny and really glad I decided to give it a go!” 5 *****“Fantastic read with lots of laughs: A great book, lots of laugh out loud moments within a creative story which I thoroughly enjoyed.

With the length of the book it’s a fantastic price, well worth a read and it’ll keep you entertained throughout. ” 5 *****“Fantastic read: A truly brilliant read from start to finish.

I would recommend this to anyone who’s a fan of Terry Pratchett, 5 stars!”“Gripping from start to finish: Could not put this book down, incredible read, highly recommended” 5 *****Pickled Magic: Wizards and Dragons is the precursor to the riotous rollercoaster of magic and mayhem that is yet to come in:Book 2: Witches and Quests andBook 3: Sorcerers and Demons. .

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