📚 Get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure with Napoleon Bonaparte in this beautifully illustrated rhyming adult picture book! Join Napoleon as he sets the record straight and proves he's not short; he's a grower, not a shower!🎭 Dive into Napoleon Bonaparte's hilarious world like never before in this uproarious comedy book! Based on the side-splitting song by Max Ziegfeld and Beau Cassidy, from "Max Ziegfeld's P😂rn Awards: The Musical!" -The Mel Brooks Style awards show spoof. Get ready to laugh out loud as you explore Napoleon's quirky adventures in Not Tonight Josephine!Vibrant illustrations with cartoon caricatures mixed with masterpieces from the greatest painters of the 1800s, this book is a visual delight that will keep you thoroughly entertained.

Every page features full color 8. 5 inch artwork on premium art book paper🤣 Follow along as Napoleon expresses his frustration with the misconception of his height and shares his comedic journey of self-acceptance.

With witty rhymes and clever wordplay, this book will have readers giggling from start to finish. 🎶 Sing along to the catchy chorus celebrating Napoleon's unique qualities and ability to win hearts.

From his encounters with Josephine to his conquests on the battlefield, Napoleon proves that size doesn't matter regarding love and success. With surprising twists and playful innuendos, this book will have readers laughing and cheering for Napoleon.

💥 Experience the entertaining side of history as Napoleon's story unfolds. From his victories as a ruler to his adventures as a lover, this book will show that there's more to Napoleon than meets the eye.

The book includes notable quotes and unveils the uproarious adventures surrounding Napoleon Bonaparte's Privates ;I'm not talking about his infantry! His little corporal was removed during his autopsy. The French government had been allowed to buy what might have been the most famous sexual organ in European history.

Not only wouldn't France purchase it, but the government wouldn't even admit its existence. The Vignali Collection changed hands a few more times and eventually was put on the block at Christie's in London.

It didn't sell, leading a scandal-mongering British tabloid to trumpet, "NOT TONIGHT, JOSEPHINE!"Tony Perrottet said in an interview with NPR. It's a symbol to me of everything that's interesting about history," "It sort of combines love and death and sex and tragedy and farce all in this one story.

"Dr. John Lattimer, a urologist from New Jersey,purchased les petit corporal and kept him hidden from the public for years.

"A Hilarious Tale of Historical Proportions":Get ready to laugh, learn, and be thoroughly entertained in "Napoleon I'm A Grower, Not A Shower! What Set His Bone Apart" - the must-read comedy book that will leave you in stitches! Available now on Amazon and Kindle Publishing. Get your copy today and embark on a lyrical comedic journey.

Great gift for history buffs Cult musical enthusiastsArt loversFrancophileBachelorette partiesGag gifts -no pun intendedOff Broadway Musical memorabailiawhite elephant partyBirthdayscultural history studentsNapoleon was called Le Petite Corporal, but the nickname, translated as "The Little Corporal," was not meant as a reflection of his stature. It was intended as a term of affection by his soldiers.

This misconception gave us the term "Napoleon complex," which refers to men of short stature who overcompensate for their height by acting overly aggressive. However, upon the revelation of Napoleon's size, some have suggested, perhaps humorously, that it was instead his "micro weenie" that was the source of Napoleon's rage.

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