An abandoned colony, a host of abominable creatures, and a space pirate with a tequila induced hangover trying desperately not to vomit inside his respirator helmet. Mark just wants to be a hero.

A Star Sailor. Jetting across the galaxy saving colonists and giving aliens what for.

All he needs is a little bit of cash to cover the training. So when he's offered the biggest score of his life, he knows he has to take it.

Stick up a fancy hotel yacht. Rob a bunch of wealthy executives.

Make off with the cash. What could be simpler?But when the yacht unexpectedly self destructs, his only choice is to take an escape pod to a nearby colony planet along with the yacht's guests and crew.

Awkward. .

. Upon arrival they find the colony abandoned.

Strange flower gardens hide even stranger creatures. Can Mark get himself and the other survivors to safety or will the mysteries of Rosen-54 swallow them whole?I Eat Mushrooms For Breakfast is a laugh-out-loud space adventure.

If you love weird alien creatures and unlikely heroes stepping up when they have to, then you'll love this action packed sci-fi story. .