"How to get a man with bacon. "Written by a man who loves bacon and is also a teacher and a chef.

Men you're also going to want to keep this book around. It has bacon recipes.

Women this is the only book you should ever need. If your thinking about getting a man look no further.

This will be the last book you should even need to help you get a man. I will simply mansplane to you how to get a man with bacon in these few pages.

Don't worry this book is not that big, stop complaining you can handle it. Check out these reviews I got before this book was even written.

By people that you will believe are actually people by their names and because you probably didn't read this. " I got 15 men now and I just can't decide what one I want, thanks to your book.

You are amazing and your insight into women is perfect" -Judy Law" Wow!! A++++ How to attract a man with bacon changed my life forever, It's like you knew exactly what I needed to hear to get my man and keep him happy. " - Cindy Harper"OMG This book should be New York's #1 best seller.

It's refreshing to get straight to the point on how to get a man. No bs fluff just a great how-to book.

Other books I have read beat around the bush for half the book and still don't give any good advice. " -Heather Lonly"I have never read a book like this in my life.

I thought it was a joke but when I tried these tactics and could use them as an excuse to try to pick up a man. It actually worked.

I got two phone numbers from my meatballs wrapped in bacon tray and am going on a date with one of them next week. " -Lucy HappiThese are just some of the many women that I haven't helped with my book.

The direct straight-to-it nature of this book will help you too. So you can land the guy of your dreams or at least some guy.

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