As you read this, hundreds of bands are on tour, criss-crossing the country. Some are traveling in tour buses, playing huge venues to thousands of people.

Others are in beat-up Ford Econoline vans, playing in tiny clubs to no one. They all have stories about their tours.

Some are funny, some are nightmares. This is a compilation of those stories.

Bands included: Adverts, ALL, The Almighty, aMiniature, Mark Arnold, Asexuals, Babes In Toyland, Bad Religion, The Bellrays, The Besnard Lakes, Big DRILL Car, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, The Bronx, Cadillac Tramps, Chune, Circle Jerks, Henry Cluney, Coffin Break, Crass, The Cult, The Damned, Danzig, Dead Boys, Dead Kennedys, Descendents, D. O.

A. , Doughboys, Dwarves, Faces, FEAR, fIREHOSE, fluf, Generation X, The Get Up Kids, The Heathens, Hirax, Hot Snakes, Inch, The Jesus Lizard, Kill Sybil, Luscious Jackson, Kevin Lyman, Ian MacKaye, MAD PARADE, Mary's Danish, Minutemen, M.

I. A.

, Naked Raygun, Nashville Pussy, New Model Army, No For An Answer, Overwhelming Colorfast, Petrol Girls, POPDeFECT, Ramones, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rocket from the Crypt, Scratch Acid, Screamin' Sirens, Sharp Shock, Skin Yard, Dave Smalley, S. O.

D. , The Specials, Superchunk, Supersuckers, Teen Idles, T.

S. O.

L. , Vandals, Warped Tour, Wax, Wendy O Williams, and X.

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