Author Robert P. Wills- that's me!About Robert:Robert P. Wills is a retired U.S. Army Intelligence Chief Warrant Officer Four turned professional conjurer of comical chaos, alternative history, horror, and a cozy mystery or two. After a two-and-a-half-decade stint in the Army's labyrinthine intelligence world, Robert decided to his skills were best used by diving headfirst into the whimsical and wild realms of fantasy and science fiction, and adventure: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Tales From a Second Hand Wand Shop (Fantasy Comedy Satire):In this riotous series, follow the misadventures of gnomes Grimbledung and Drimblerod. From fake wand sales to world-altering events, this duo is in over their pointy ears, and hilarity ensues!• They Were the Best of Gnomes. They Were the Worst of Gnomes. Two Gnomes meet (scrounging) on the field of battle. They decide to combine their inventories. They Lands will never be the same!• Gnomes, and Halflings, and Assassins! Oh My!" - It takes two books to annoy an entire empire, apparently!• Here's Looking for You, Grim - Because what's an adventure without a little capture?• A New Hope - Grim Noir, the private detective gnome, is on the case!• It's the Election, Stupid - When chaos reigns in a mayoral race, expect rampant ballot stuffing and a gnome's guide to political mudslinging.• Grimbledung and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Mine - Grimbledung searches for treasure… at a theme park.• Killing Grimbledung- Everyone Grimbledung has annoyed in the past show up to kill him. With COPIOUS footnotes!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The Prodigals (Inspirational Science Fiction):Chief Nick Hauser wanted his last mission to be an easy colonization. Instead, he's got an otherworldly revelation on Arcturus; God still strolls among the inhabitants on that planet. Nick's plans for a quick retirement are about to be turned upside down.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The Alternatives (Alternate History and Different Viewpoints):Ever wondered what happened to King Kong's brother or what creatures roamed the Mississippi Valley in 1900? Join Robert on rollicking journeys through alternative worlds and stories you never knew you needed!• King Gor - The quest for the giant ape in Africa's Great Rift Valley, with stops in Paris!• Sasq'ets - Uncover Native American legends in the Mississippi Valley.• The Red Brick Road- Meet Honus, the Kansas youth in Oz before Dorothy.• 18 Fathoms – Join Pirate Nonn and his crew as they go in search of Spanish treasure!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Horror and Mystery Stories:Hold onto your hats, folks! Robert's journey into the dark and mysterious has no limits. Dive into sordid affairs, paranormal hauntings, and a time-traveling vampire's foray into a post-apocalyptic world.• Pulling the Trooth - Reporter Summer Schauers visits the Tucson Dentists’ Convention and discovers affairs, blackmail, and, assaults. Plus a prominent dentist's untimely demise!• Easy Street, Unpaved- Hugh has been a vampire since he lived in the Jamestown Colony in 1410. His has been a solidary life, never meeting anyone like himself or building any sort of friendships. Everything changes for Hugh when in 2026 he is frozen in a glacier while running from the police. When he awakens, the world around him has changed completely- it is 202027 and he is surrounded by forests, long-extinct animals, and no technology. He is sure his assessment is correct when he comes across an Amish community in the middle of the Yukon wilderness. Then these people tell him about visitors that come once a hear- Humans, they call them. And they take some of the residents of the community. When Hugh finds out what these outworld Humans are doing, he feels the need to get involved. When the Humans return, they expect to find peaceful, complacent Amish. What they find is something out of their nightmares.• Haunting of a Madman - Young Terrance Brushwood's journal, from supernatural sightings to a chilling end.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Connect with Robert:• Visit RobertPWills dot com - For the latest magical musings and updates.• Find Robert on Facebook as "RobertPatrickWills" - Where Robert conjures up chaos and community!With Robert, you're in for a spellbinding ride that'll turn your reality into a realm of laughter, wonder, and maybe a touch of the absurd. Brace yourself for the most magical misadventures, for Robert P. Wills is a Master of Magical Mischief!(Robert is not sure why he wrote this in the third person. Robert’s odd that way)Read more about this authorRead less about this author