Tired of bar tending books with the same rehashed recipes and prettier pictures? We don’t need any more of those. This!, is your new Bartenders Companion, your new piece on the side (of the register)!These lines contain explicit languageLike f^(% and s#!+ and piss.

Situations of CircumstancesLike drinking, fights, and sex. They contain many graphic depictions ofPuking, pissing drunks.

Be advised that reading theseMight get a little rough. .

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We know tending bar can be a very rough profession. But, it’s in our veins and we love every minute of it…well, almost every minute.

These “almost every minutes” are in this companion. They will make you laugh, give you pause, and help you commiserate with your co-workers.

In these pages you will find:Company on your smoke breakPerceptions you complain about, but not out loud. LaughterNO DRINK RECIPES!If you need a moment from the coaster tapper at the end of the bar, or the Table Nazi approaching the bar with 10.

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oops make that 9 empty glasses (she just dropped one), take your new companion and go out back with a bread stick and a coke, and enjoy. Now, reach into your tip jar, pull out a few 5’s and hit the buy button.

You’ll make those tips back tout de suite. See you inside!.