Solomon Hooper, Angharad (Harry) Jones, and Oli McConundrum have worked as teachers at The St Tiresias Academy for the past three years. Or so they thought.

When they inadvertently discover their personal truths, they find themselves dragged into a life-or-death struggle that takes them on an epic journey. During their quest, they encounter a rather pungent 5th-century Cornwall, a deep space amassing ship, a Pink Floyd gig in London in 1967, the Mary Celeste, an ancient intergalactic war, and a museum of incongruent things.

They are forced to engage in battle with a foe who threatens to shatter the bonds that hold the very fabric of reality together. And as if this wasn't enough, they have to contend with an elderly gothic gentleman tasked with the audit of molluscs, an over-confident robot obsessed with administering foot rubs, a strawberry-flavored pussycat, a stroppy psychopath with his own personal army of dribbling monsters, and a bendy gymnast in a black fetish costume.

Can they overcome these seemingly insurmountable odds, or will the universe dissolve into a subatomic, chaotic soup?. .