Beginnings are hard. Coloring make them easier.

Color Me a New Dick includes 20 sweet & naughty coloring pages that are perfect sentiments for starting a new relationship. Plus a New Dick Bingo board to fill out with your new man.

I hope we make it to the part when we get to cuddle. May the only tears I cry for him be from choking on that dick.

I hope he doesn't end up being psycho. If you're not going to give me a high-five when I spit a bullseye on your dick, this isn't going to work out.

I hope we make it to the fucking. If I don't leave your place looking like this, I'm not coming back.

You're my new favorite feeling. Dick was fire.

Not my fault if I turn crazy now. I'm okay now.

I just needed new dick. I'm so glad you ended up having a decent cock.

I'm glad I met you. I was getting tired of masterbating.

New dick glow looks good on me. Need kisses & cuddles.

Thanks for the bomb dick. I've had a long day.

Can I rest my legs on your shoulders?I'm not in love. But he uses fingers & tongue at the same time.

So I'm gonna stick around until I am. I'm dreaming of one day waking up to you kissing me in the middle of the night.

Thinking about that dick again. Here.

Please don't break it. I hope you stay.

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