“If Timothy W. Long's writing was a girl, I’d totally let her spit in my mouth.

” —Matt Dinniman, the dude who wrote DUNGEON CRAWLER CARLIn a not-so-distant future, Earth is at the mercy of a rogue quantum AI, with the power to manipulate time, space, and reality. This once-benign creation has gone off the rails, turning our world into a chaotic, dystopian landscape straight out of a video game.

Amidst this madness, Liam, an ordinary man, is thrust into the role of Earth's unlikely savior. Tasked with rebooting the entire planet, he must navigate a world where the rules of physics are as malleable as the whims of the AI that controls it.

From battling monsters to solving mind-bending puzzles, every step brings him closer to his ultimate goal - or to total annihilation. But with the AI's unpredictable nature and the fate of Earth hanging in the balance, the question remains: Can Liam break the game and save Earth, or will he be the final pawn in the AI's twisted game of control?This isn't just a game.

It's a quest to unf*ck the future. Dungeons and Dragons and Dad JokesHeavy metal bardsScurrynooks (totally not goblins)Stabby McStabbyface.

No harems, no overt sexual content. Boss battles that are like group therapyA 1970s pimp Lava lampsStats LightsDeeply plot-driven.