A lawyer, a vampire, and a weredragon walk into a cafe. .

. Angela Weathers is a top contract lawyer from a firm that doesn't exist anymore because it, along with the rest of the world, exploded.

Her hobbies include: rereading the four American classics left in the bunker, finding new ways to make cold, processed food taste good, and not much else. Nothing to her name but a backpack full of canned goods and the knowledge that whatever lies waiting for her outside of the bunker can't be any worse than eating canned peaches every day, Angela takes her first steps out into the radiation filled remains of her old life.

What she's met with is something she couldn't have imagined in her wildest dreams. Or nightmares.

The apathetic vampire queen and horrifically injured weredragon don't help much in discerning the difference between the two. As we Know It is a campy solarpunk novel written by and for gay nerds with too much time on their hands.

Grab a cup of coffee, put on your favorite oversized sweater, and strap in for the coziest and yet most chaotic ride of your life. .