7XI is named after a convenience store. Black Patrick is enamored with her hair.

Things go sideways in a hurry when 7XI moves to Ensenada and breathes new life into donkey show culture. Stranger things have happened.

Experience a version of reality completely different from your version of reality with Black Patrick, Wilson, Felix/Felicia, Billthy Animal, Carlito Bandito, Ivy, 7XI, and most of the donkeys in Baja California. To name but a few.

For the children. The Rose Parade will never be the same.

Probably because of all the hookers Taz brought in from Melbourne. Watch all the cool people decamp to Shibuya in search of new varieties of farm animal to enjoy.

Not every record store in Tokyo celebrates Taco Tuesday the same way Honker does. You might want to think about building a doomsday bunker in Minnesota.

In the end, many died. More were wounded.

Some have yet to process the trauma. Few escaped unscathed.

Without the fine folks of Nan Madol, where natives remain restless and afraid of mariachi bands, history would be much different. A Taste of Something Else.

Your portal to euphoria. Ride the inspiration.

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